Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Breaking News from Fairytale Land!!!


Youth Charged With B+E


At approximately 12 o clock yesterday Gardaí were called to a house in Fairytale Road where a ‘breaking and entering’ occurred. The culprit was caught in the act but for legal reasons the youth cannot be named although we can say she has blonde hair, is 13 and lives at 214 Candy Lane. A furious Daddy Bear told reporters that the front door had been left open because they live in such a friendly neighbourhood. A statement from the Bears’ lawyer says the Bears will be seeking compensation for ‘an eaten bowl of good porridge, a broken mahogany chair and soiled bed sheets’. A distraught Baby Bear told reporters that he will never be able to leave the house again without fear of being robbed. A court case is taking place tomorrow. We could not obtain a comment from the culprit is in a deep state of distress. Find out more tomorrow in your No.1 newspaper The Fairytale Times.

Gary Goodnews (Ace Reporter)